wizencrack

A joke told by an "ancient" wrinkly-head.

Great-grampa: My first vacuum cleaner was an Electrolux "Rail Slide", and it really SUCKED!

Child: Hee hee hee --- great wizencrack, Gramps!
Great-grampa: Thanks --- it gets better, too --- after the vaccum gave out, the smaller neighborhood kiddos rode on it like a sled.

by QuacksO July 2, 2018

wisecracker

A smart or facetious remark

James: You look pretty, Priscilla.

Priscilla: Thank you!

James: Pretty damn ugly! (Laughs)

A classic James wisecrack. James is a wisecracker.

by Scarface15 January 14, 2015

Bud Wisecracker

A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).

BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.

by Bar Bare-all Eden May 31, 2006

wifeycracker

One who is marred to ytcracker, thus being the "wifey" of ytcracker.

See also babycracker.

ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that.

by stang October 27, 2004

Wisecracking

Somehow being smart and cool at the same time, but being an annoying piece of shit.

"Yo bro, see that kid? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, let's meet at the parking lot. I come from the right, you come from the left. Let's beat up this asshole."
"That's what I like to hear! Up top!"

by SqueezyPeasy December 12, 2020

Wisecrack

A crack that is wise. No, not the drug.

(most effective if a straight face is kept)

Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"

John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."

Bill: "hey thanks!"

John: "Wow"

10 minutes later...

Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"

John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.

by Bigh Ballsac January 13, 2009

wifeycracker

a gurl that is a good friends is your wifey and you thinks she's a cracker, a rly big weirdo.

girl 1-falls for no reason gets up and screams butternut.

girl 2- "thats my wifeycracker!"

girl 3-" why did she just say that?"

girl 2-"idk, shes just random like that."

by Moogan and Ashley January 22, 2008