A joke told by an "ancient" wrinkly-head.
Great-grampa: My first vacuum cleaner was an Electrolux "Rail Slide", and it really SUCKED!

Child: Hee hee hee --- great wizencrack, Gramps!
Great-grampa: Thanks --- it gets better, too --- after the vaccum gave out, the smaller neighborhood kiddos rode on it like a sled.
by QuacksO July 2, 2018
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