With Child 

1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.

1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly

With Child by Joe Mama November 10, 2003

With child 

expecting a child

Charles has just learned that his wife is with child.

With child by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day 

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is when you Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day. Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is on the 7th of October

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day by notmeokk October 7, 2020

bitches with children 

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz

Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.

bitches with children by Dwayne May 4, 2004

married with children 

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.

I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.

married with children by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

married with children 

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.

Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

married with children by Laffeyete July 15, 2006

bitches with children ratio 

The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.

Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.

See "Baby Momma Capitol"

bitches with children ratio by Dwayne May 6, 2004