wishin

A shorter way of saying wishing

I'm wishin for a packet of crips right now

wishin by Absss January 23, 2015

wishin I was Steve 

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve

wishin I was Steve by Lil Won October 12, 2017

Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.

"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.

Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

washing machine heart by in love with women January 28, 2021

Washing your Balls 

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013