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Very annoying motherfuckers that point out the obvious
Person 1: it’s 2021
Person 2: NO SHIT WISE ASS
Wise Ass by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

Wise-Ass 

Wise-Ass is a way of life. It's a multi-faceted 'experience-brand' that currently focuses on unique, witty t-shirts and fashion apparel. it's complimented by exceptional events throughout the country and run by some of the coolest chicks you'll ever meet.

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Wise-ism #246: When traveling to a foreign country, don't celebrate your patriotism by rocking old school american flag t-shirts and ripped levis. Only a Wise-Ass would do that.
Wise-Ass by Jillian M. Kelleher August 25, 2006

wise ass off 

to annoy another via wise ass comments wise ass
My client was really wise assing me off tonight.
wise ass off by sebastianthamster September 12, 2004

What wise, look ass 

An expression created lord and saviour Kevin, founder of kevinism. These words were said at Klockbacken during an intense smoke sesh around the fire. This phrase can be used to prove your intellect when asked a question you cant answer.
Georg: Kevin say something wise!
Kevin: What wise, look ass!
What wise, look ass by Saint Axel December 9, 2021
A person who demonstrates his or her pompous nature by spewing sarcastic comments that are uncalled for in any given situation.
Farmer Bob: Looks like rain.
Cousin Ed: You figured that out all by yourself, huh?
Farmer Bob: Shut up, wiseass.
wiseass by mikeysfbay July 14, 2008
A term often taken out of context and used by dumbasses to refer to smart (generally older people who feel they're entitled to being "intelligent").
Kid*says something super smart and well though out*
Old Person with an iq of 70:dOn'T Be A wIsEaSs
Kid:Don't be a dumbass
*insert supa hot fire meme*
wiseass by Necrozma Beam October 21, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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