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allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you
Shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime

Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration! 

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.

Winterize 

Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.
Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu
Winterize by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009

winterized

A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
winterized by Daisycutter December 15, 2010

wintertiming 

The act of engaging in behaviors specific to winter. This may include slowed movements but is, however, exclusive of hibernation.
Ellie: Are chuckwallas wintertiming in November?
Joel: Yeah, they actually brumate during the colder months.
wintertiming by kkitty May 24, 2015

Twintertime 

A combination of the word "wintertime" and the word" twinkle" which refers to the feeling that one would have upon witnessing the holiday lights as they reflect upon the ice and snow of the winter season.
She was experiencing Twintertime as she stepped outside Christmas eve night.
Twintertime by MrWood November 15, 2017