Winski

When a grown man prematurely ejaculates and cries as a result.

*sobbing* "Im sorry, babe. I Winskied. I swear this never happens."

by RealerTalk October 1, 2020

Winski

A person that is above average intelligence, yet annoying because they know this to be true.

Only a Winski would be so bold as to make this statement.

by Boodelinik July 6, 2022

Winstice

a festive celebration of winter solstice \ conversely, 'Sumstice' is celebrated at summer solstice

His family didn't keep Christmas, but they partied hearty on Winstice: December 21.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 19, 2009

Winkies

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

by Deseka November 1, 2008

winkin pink brownie cake

when you eat someones ass hole out while they are pooping

your moms winkin pink brownie cake is delicious

by herb villified May 6, 2009