Winkfinger
A mouse click of an indiscriminate internet dater who 'winks' at all search results in an attempt to garner interest from any receiving party
Winkfinger by Huskydog May 14, 2005
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Windfinger
Verb:
When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.
Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions
When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.
Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions
I've got a bad case of the windfinger.
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!
Windfinger by AJWord December 26, 2021
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wildfinger by Brendog_m8 April 15, 2017
Willfingers
Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."
"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
Willfingers by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004
wankfinder
bluetooth radar employed in airport or other mass transit location / social setting. acceptance of the device connection request means immediate "wanker" status.
getting a connection to an unsuspecting recipient using the "wankfinder" monicur, then quickly sending a piece of priceless filth and having it accepted before they realise their folly.
wankfinder by Alistair Murray February 5, 2007
Wineinger
Wineinger by Trout Master October 7, 2009
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