Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."
"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
A moment when you are unsure whether the other person is waiting for you to make a move on them or in fact just feel incredibly awkward. Typically used as a transitive verb or noun.
After five minutes of Willinger, I finally decided to cop a feel.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."