wildfinger

A guy who's going out with someone and than fingers another uglier girl

First person-Hey, did you hear about jake he's such a wildfinger
Second person- yea what a flog

by Brendog_m8 April 15, 2017

Windfinger

Verb:

When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.

Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions

I've got a bad case of the windfinger.
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!

by AJWord December 26, 2021

waldinger

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

Willfingers

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.

"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."

by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004

Willinger

A moment when you are unsure whether the other person is waiting for you to make a move on them or in fact just feel incredibly awkward. Typically used as a transitive verb or noun.

After five minutes of Willinger, I finally decided to cop a feel.

It wasn't worth willingering the situation. I decided simply to go home.

by yousawmethen October 3, 2009

wolfinger

To finger a girl until she she squirts like a super soaker or fire hose

Dylan wolfingered her

by Double D-Wolf March 30, 2015

Wildfigged

When you add someone on snap chat and follow their instagram all at once.

“Bro, she’s totally into you—She wildfigged you.”

by wildfigcreator March 8, 2023