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A wingson is basically an atomic wedgy, but with a thong on. In order to qualify however, the buttcrack must be a bit dirty that the thong leave a brown skid mark of poop along the lower back. WINGSON!
*Awesome guy sneaks up behind girl in thong and rips it up*

OUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You asshole!! you just gave me a WINGSON! I ran out of toilet paper today now look at what you did!
by Super Fantastic Brain Person February 03, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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