A person who engages in deeply unsatisfactory behavior.
First coined on the Derapy podcast, in an episode discussing Drake's lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar's hit diss track "Not Like Us". Has since become a series on the podcast known as "WingWong Wednesday", wherein the host, Deryk, mocks cases of deeply unsatisfactory behavior that have been spotlighted on the internet.
1. You’ll make F’s In all of your Tests and exams
2. Your skin will start to turn Indian 3. You will talk nonsense like Wing Wong
4. YOU WILL DIE IN AN HOUR
5. Your Semen Will be everywhere in the restroom
A whore: “Moaning”
Someone: Yes Do it, Bitch
Cums
1 hour later- Someone got sent to a mental hospital 30 minutes later- Someone dies from the Wing Wong Disease
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*