First coined on the Derapy podcast in an episode discussing Drake's lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar's hit song "Not Like Us", wherein the host calls Drake a "certified wingwong".
1. You’ll make F’s In all of your Tests and exams
2. Your skin will start to turn Indian
3. You will talk nonsense like Wing Wong
4. YOU WILL DIE IN AN HOUR
5. Your Semen Will be everywhere in the restroom