Winepants 

The end-of-the-day loungewear for women who enjoy getting comfortable and drinking wine.

It's time to get your Winepants on.

Winepants by Soup1111 October 20, 2020

Amy Winehands 

A game in which players tape 2 bottles of wine to their hands. One bottle of white which is usually drunk first while it is still cold, and one bottle of red. The player may not remove either bottle until both bottles have been finished. Similar to edward ciderhands.

I pissed myself earlier while playing Amy Winehands

Amy Winehands by DennisCarbon October 12, 2010

Windypants 

Somebody who farts alot

Ew what's that smell?

It's just old windypants again

Windypants by Dollarbill85 April 2, 2011

Edward Winehands 

Edward Winehands, a revolution in uncivilised drinking. Quite simply, the drinker has both hands gaffer-taped to his/her beverage of choice. With dexterity compromised, the only route to freedom, and to more drink, is to imbibe said beverages at maximum speed.

Edward Winehands events are happening all the time. Keep your eyes peeled, and your hands taped.

Edward Winehands by Edward Winehands May 4, 2006

Phantom Windpants

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.

Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!

Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!

Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.

Phantom Windpants by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009

wikipants 

person who is constantly quoting Wikipedia to win an argument or claim knowlege of some obscure fact; person who seems thus

Q, That Mr.Parker the History teacher is a right wikipants ain't he?
A. Yes, Headmaster.

wikipants by long-chops-a-doodle-dandy December 11, 2006

wankpants 

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

wankpants by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010