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Wine bitch 

A punk bitch that hates women because wants to be treated like a LADY. He claims to be straight, but is totally uncomfortable with his sexuality. He wants the dick so bad that he fantasizes about his girlfriends getting gang raped. He is a miserable hag that doesn't help pay bills and would rather live with his dad than have responsibilities, or shacks up with the next dumb bitch he finds.
That dude Mike is a scrub, a straight up wine bitch.
Wine bitch by vrcoon January 22, 2023

wine class bitches 

the class of bitches playing the game that you have to drink wine with to fuck. basically higher class privileged girls that still like to party but want to be classy about it.
You can't feed these girls beer, they're wine class bitches!
wine class bitches by youknowitson August 23, 2009

windbitch 

A badass bird of prey, well known for its ability to ride the wind like a bitch outta hell. If the term is a compound of wind + bitch it may preserve an old sense of bitch (“to be totally badass”)
Watch that windbitch fly.
windbitch by FannyB January 20, 2021

wingbitch 

The female version of a wingman. One girl talks to/entertains the unwanted male while her friend makes her moves on the guy she wants.
"Hey girl, will you be my wingbitch tonight?"
wingbitch by flippincrazy May 23, 2006

Winebitch 

Someone who thinks that they're amazing at everything they do, like wrestling, but really they suck and everyone knows that they suck. They threaten you with how long they've been doing tae kwon do and say they'll kick your ass any day.
-"Hey Winebitch you suck"

-"I've been doing tae kwon do for 5 years now I'll kick your ass"
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-"Kevin just stop wrestling you lose every match and throw up at every practice"

-"I'm a lot better then all of you, all of you suck I'll kick your ass I know tae kwon do"
Winebitch by No0b3rT May 30, 2010

wifebitcher 

A girlfriend or wife that constantly bitches. No matter what you (or anyone) says, she takes the oppositional and defiant perspective. EXAMPLES: You want a car ... she wants a truck. You say OK let's get a truck and she says F-you we are getting a car. You are wrong before you open your mouth. She is the reason that more men are not married. "Why did you wash your last load with bleach ... what if I want to start my laundry with colors ?" She returns vegetarian Egg McMuffin (no meat) to McDonald's if she thinks that it touched the Canadian bacon and they afterwards took it off. Tears up passport photos and runs from the post office screaming that the government did not make her look good. Burns food and blames the stove. Constant conflict even on nice days. Wakes up in the middle of the night to bitch about something. Probably mental defect. Probably a positive correlation to fetal alocohol syndrome. Untreatable. She kills everything around her with negativity. Wifebitchers frequent domestic violence court.
We were going to meet friends at a Mexic an restaurant but my WIFEBITCHER did not want to eat Mexican and had a fit.

My friends drank heavily and listened to the scathing verbal attack delivered by my 3 martini wifebitcher at dinner.
wifebitcher by martinatty February 28, 2010

Wingbitch 

A very good friend who accompanies you to pick up someone else. Like Wingman or Wingwoman but Wingbitch is universal.
“You can be my e Wingbitch tonight”
“Lucky I’ve got my Wingbitch at my side”
Wingbitch by LPhaNZ May 14, 2023
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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