when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.
I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.
by martinatty October 01, 2008
I-Gun. Highly complex, computerized, component system firearm consisting of a variety of combinations of interchangeable microprocessors, firing mechanisms, barrels and grips/stocks to facilitate a wide range of uses (ie: self-defense, target practice, law enforcement, criminal activity, hunting, etc.). Available in a variety of stylish colors. Over 36,000 software apps available online via shareware to aid in suitability for almost unlimited uses. Will not support windows “Firearm 7.0”
My Robert Blake software crashed so I just downloaded the Phil Spector app to my I-Gun and my girlfriend is coming over for dinner later.
by martinatty December 20, 2009
by martinatty August 02, 2009
Ideological movement that arose in Italian restaurants in the 1960’s in the Little Italy region of New York City. Believers are known as Pastafarians, or Pastas. Most early believers were either dope-smoking Bob Marley fans with the munchies or of Jamaican descent, Rastafarians and learned to love and eat Italian food. A spleef, Chianti, some reggae music and fresh lasagna are considered to be the top practice of the mindset.
The Pastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis and Chianti.
The Pastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis and Chianti.
I partied all day with my Pastafarian friends and then we went into the city for Italian food and we ate everything in sight. Almost a religious experience man.
by martinatty April 05, 2010
A girlfriend or wife that constantly bitches. No matter what you (or anyone) says, she takes the oppositional and defiant perspective. EXAMPLES: You want a car ... she wants a truck. You say OK let's get a truck and she says F-you we are getting a car. You are wrong before you open your mouth. She is the reason that more men are not married. "Why did you wash your last load with bleach ... what if I want to start my laundry with colors ?" She returns vegetarian Egg McMuffin (no meat) to McDonald's if she thinks that it touched the Canadian bacon and they afterwards took it off. Tears up passport photos and runs from the post office screaming that the government did not make her look good. Burns food and blames the stove. Constant conflict even on nice days. Wakes up in the middle of the night to bitch about something. Probably mental defect. Probably a positive correlation to fetal alocohol syndrome. Untreatable. She kills everything around her with negativity. Wifebitchers frequent domestic violence court.
We were going to meet friends at a Mexic an restaurant but my WIFEBITCHER did not want to eat Mexican and had a fit.
My friends drank heavily and listened to the scathing verbal attack delivered by my 3 martini wifebitcher at dinner.
My friends drank heavily and listened to the scathing verbal attack delivered by my 3 martini wifebitcher at dinner.
by martinatty March 01, 2010