Wine Douche 

Another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and masturbates himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the hottest chick at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.

Who the fuck is that Wine Douche with the argyle socks that's contaminating this keg party with a bottle of Cote de Nuits, France?

Wine Douche by Tomaso420 March 17, 2013

Windouche 

An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.

Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."

Windouche by MPQ September 1, 2009

windouche 

the act of douching into a heavy breeze

"Breanna, your windouche keeps getting on my shoes"

windouche by Mace Windouche May 9, 2010

Windouche 

The window of time one has when one (primarily gay guys) douches and one gets fucked. Approximately three hours.

Gurl, I windouched and he was late, so I accidentally shit on his dick.

Windouche by Lover7681 December 14, 2024