Windouche

An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.

Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."

by MPQ September 1, 2009

windouche

the act of douching into a heavy breeze

"Breanna, your windouche keeps getting on my shoes"

by Mace Windouche May 9, 2010

Windouche

The window of time one has when one (primarily gay guys) douches and one gets fucked. Approximately three hours.

Gurl, I windouched and he was late, so I accidentally shit on his dick.

by Lover7681 December 14, 2024

Weirdouche

1) Simply stated, it is a term you call a person who is both a weirdo and a douche.

2) A variation of your typical douche - he uses old cartoon characters’ quotes to pickup or woo women with “matching fashion victim” clothes.

3) A man who spins tall tales that are ridiculously fictitious.

Weirdouche whispers softly to a girl "Cara mia" (like Gomez in the Adams Family) he then proceeds to kiss her hand.

Weirdouche talking to a 18-year golf veteran, "My handicap? 2 under par. Yeah, and I've only been playing golf for 3 years"

Weirdouche wearing paint stylized pants - "My pants? I was painting. These are paint splatters, they aren't part of the pants."

by vat69 October 19, 2010

Wadouche

Male Douche used to clean out the inner goodies of a male repoductive unit. Reduces chances of STD given by the exports of the Female Reproductive unit. Also a term that can be used to dish on friends.

Jack: Dude she gave me aids!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!

Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.

Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!

by Jack Toffa December 1, 2010

Hindouche

A Hindu, an Indian, or any man of Indian extraction who flaunts his wealth or appearance, and generally carries himself in a douchey manner.

There's a lot of new money in Mumbai now, so you see all sorts of kids driving expensive cars and rocking popped collars. It's Hindouche central.

by Allinyourhead September 19, 2009

windscheffel

1. v. To boast or embellish to great degrees.
2. n. One who ignores common sense. Favors everything familiar; belittles anything unknown. Lives life with blinders on.

1. He windscheffeled all day talking about how great he is.

2. The guy at work acted like a total windscheffel; arguing with him was like banging my head against a brick wall.

by keiy April 24, 2008