Windouche

An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.

Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."

by MPQ September 01, 2009

windouche

the act of douching into a heavy breeze

"Breanna, your windouche keeps getting on my shoes"

by Mace Windouche May 09, 2010

Windouche

The window of time one has when one (primarily gay guys) douches and one gets fucked. Approximately three hours.

Gurl, I windouched and he was late, so I accidentally shit on his dick.

by Lover7681 December 15, 2024