Windouche
An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.
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windouche by Mace Windouche May 9, 2010
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Weirdouche
1) Simply stated, it is a term you call a person who is both a weirdo and a douche.
2) A variation of your typical douche - he uses old cartoon characters’ quotes to pickup or woo women with “matching fashion victim” clothes.
3) A man who spins tall tales that are ridiculously fictitious.
2) A variation of your typical douche - he uses old cartoon characters’ quotes to pickup or woo women with “matching fashion victim” clothes.
3) A man who spins tall tales that are ridiculously fictitious.
Weirdouche whispers softly to a girl "Cara mia" (like Gomez in the Adams Family) he then proceeds to kiss her hand.
Weirdouche talking to a 18-year golf veteran, "My handicap? 2 under par. Yeah, and I've only been playing golf for 3 years"
Weirdouche wearing paint stylized pants - "My pants? I was painting. These are paint splatters, they aren't part of the pants."
Weirdouche talking to a 18-year golf veteran, "My handicap? 2 under par. Yeah, and I've only been playing golf for 3 years"
Weirdouche wearing paint stylized pants - "My pants? I was painting. These are paint splatters, they aren't part of the pants."
Weirdouche by vat69 October 19, 2010
Wadouche
Male Douche used to clean out the inner goodies of a male repoductive unit. Reduces chances of STD given by the exports of the Female Reproductive unit. Also a term that can be used to dish on friends.
Jack: Dude she gave me aids!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!
Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.
Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!
Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.
Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!
Wadouche by Jack Toffa December 1, 2010
Hindouche
A Hindu, an Indian, or any man of Indian extraction who flaunts his wealth or appearance, and generally carries himself in a douchey manner.
There's a lot of new money in Mumbai now, so you see all sorts of kids driving expensive cars and rocking popped collars. It's Hindouche central.
Hindouche by Allinyourhead September 19, 2009
windscheffel
1. v. To boast or embellish to great degrees.
2. n. One who ignores common sense. Favors everything familiar; belittles anything unknown. Lives life with blinders on.
2. n. One who ignores common sense. Favors everything familiar; belittles anything unknown. Lives life with blinders on.
1. He windscheffeled all day talking about how great he is.
2. The guy at work acted like a total windscheffel; arguing with him was like banging my head against a brick wall.
2. The guy at work acted like a total windscheffel; arguing with him was like banging my head against a brick wall.
windscheffel by keiy April 24, 2008
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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