Wilp

A sterile man who is unable to ejaculate

"I broke up with my boyfriend because he was a WILP!"

by F John Stank June 28, 2008

Wilp

The act of performing oral sex while in a standing position.

Because of his stature, Tyrion was able to wilp the prostitue.

by Dctrsqr September 12, 2020

Wilp the Walnut

A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.

After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.

by [/.𝕹𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐.\] September 23, 2019

Wilpik

Wilpik is a fucking god.

You like Wilpik? You know, like the Will Supremacy

by Wilpik September 25, 2022

wilpower

To not be controlled by others.....

Such as: person, place, or thing

You have the choice to controll your future in a positive direction so own it like you mean it.

Ex: If all you see is negative situations at your job use your wilpower commen sense wisely and reported instantly never let a ignorant disrespectful person take your happyness away you play the cards on your terms and fool them to the point when you get the last saying and there out before its your time too leave on your terms.

by BelvedereLove July 8, 2014

Wilping

Verb of emotion: to feel lightly frazzled - emotionally, mentally, and if you're Russian, spiritually. The kind of sensation that emerges only on reflection with your friends consequent to a communally fraught occurrence. Etymology: wilting => wilping ie. 'wilt' with a touch of 'yelp'.

(post Russoc AGM chat)
Person #1 aka. CB: I'm wilping a bit...
Person #2:yeah, same here - like totally wilping out.
Person #3:yeah, wilpage all round.

by chaislemonom March 17, 2010

wilper

An ugly white male, or female picture making funny experssions and taking picture and putting onto web pages to get more popular among friends

OO me OO: u know dat picture of that wilper yesterday
PP my m8 PP: oh ye ai remember that ugly female lol trying to pose to get mroe rep.
OO me OO: aww well thats another picture to the fat/ugly/gay file =D

by CraigerZ September 11, 2005