Wilp

A sterile man who is unable to ejaculate

"I broke up with my boyfriend because he was a WILP!"

by F John Stank June 29, 2008

Wilping

Verb of emotion: to feel lightly frazzled - emotionally, mentally, and if you're Russian, spiritually. The kind of sensation that emerges only on reflection with your friends consequent to a communally fraught occurrence. Etymology: wilting => wilping ie. 'wilt' with a touch of 'yelp'.

(post Russoc AGM chat)
Person #1 aka. CB: I'm wilping a bit...
Person #2:yeah, same here - like totally wilping out.
Person #3:yeah, wilpage all round.

by chaislemonom March 17, 2010

Wilp the Walnut

A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.

After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.

by [/.𝕹𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐.\] September 24, 2019

Wilp

The act of performing oral sex while in a standing position.

Because of his stature, Tyrion was able to wilp the prostitue.

by Dctrsqr September 12, 2020