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The act of performing oral sex while in a standing position.
Because of his stature, Tyrion was able to wilp the prostitue.
Wilp by Dctrsqr September 12, 2020
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Wilp the Walnut 

A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.
After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.
Wilpik is a fucking god.
You like Wilpik? You know, like the Will Supremacy
Wilpik by Wilpik September 25, 2022

wilpower 

To not be controlled by others.....

Such as: person, place, or thing

You have the choice to controll your future in a positive direction so own it like you mean it.
Ex: If all you see is negative situations at your job use your wilpower commen sense wisely and reported instantly never let a ignorant disrespectful person take your happyness away you play the cards on your terms and fool them to the point when you get the last saying and there out before its your time too leave on your terms.
wilpower by BelvedereLove July 8, 2014
Verb of emotion: to feel lightly frazzled - emotionally, mentally, and if you're Russian, spiritually. The kind of sensation that emerges only on reflection with your friends consequent to a communally fraught occurrence. Etymology: wilting => wilping ie. 'wilt' with a touch of 'yelp'.
(post Russoc AGM chat)
Person #1 aka. CB: I'm wilping a bit...
Person #2:yeah, same here - like totally wilping out.
Person #3:yeah, wilpage all round.
Wilping by chaislemonom March 17, 2010
An ugly white male, or female picture making funny experssions and taking picture and putting onto web pages to get more popular among friends
OO me OO: u know dat picture of that wilper yesterday
PP my m8 PP: oh ye ai remember that ugly female lol trying to pose to get mroe rep.
OO me OO: aww well thats another picture to the fat/ugly/gay file =D
wilper by CraigerZ September 11, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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