wilper

An ugly white male, or female picture making funny experssions and taking picture and putting onto web pages to get more popular among friends

OO me OO: u know dat picture of that wilper yesterday
PP my m8 PP: oh ye ai remember that ugly female lol trying to pose to get mroe rep.
OO me OO: aww well thats another picture to the fat/ugly/gay file =D

by CraigerZ September 11, 2005

Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

One Man's Wilderness

A book & also a film about Richard Proenneke, who lived alone for many winters in a remote Alaskan area accessible only by plane. He built a cabin, made his own tools, had a garden, kept journals about it all. Fantastic real story!

I saw One Man's Wilderness on PBS & got the book from my Mom. Excellent & enthralling!

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

Bear in the Wilderness

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.

You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

by Foolio275345 June 27, 2012