Willy Wonked 

When someone throws a frisbee and it hits you on the head.

I got willy wonked by my freind shaun.

Willy Wonked by 7chan September 23, 2019

Willy wonked 

During sex, when the man ejaculates the semen goes into both the vagina and anus

Guy: That girl looks willy wonkable (ability to be Willy wonked)

Willy wonked by RapeTape May 10, 2018

Wonked my Willy 

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

Wonked my Willy by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Willy Wonkered 

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009

Willy Wonkered 

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

Willy Wonkered by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

Willy Wonker 

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

Willy Wonker by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

A Willy Wonker 

A male reproductive organ.

Hey guys! Guess what? Hilary Clinton gots a Willy Wonker!

A Willy Wonker by Steve is June 22, 2008