Willy Wonked
Willy Wonked by 7chan September 23, 2019
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Willy wonked
Willy wonked by RapeTape May 10, 2018
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Willy wonked • Wonked my Willy • Willy Wonker • Willy Wonkered • Willy Wonkaed • A Willy Wonker • .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9. • willywanked • Willy Wonka'd • willy wonka drunk
Wonked my Willy
Wonked my Willy by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024
Willy Wonkered
Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009
Willy Wonkered
Willy Wonkered by MikeStoke April 2, 2011
Willy Wonker
The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.
Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.
Willy Wonker by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022
A Willy Wonker
A Willy Wonker by Steve is June 22, 2008
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