willywanked 

Being told a tall tail, usually about a sexual escapade that most likely did not occur.

After 2 minuets into the story of how he got the best head from the hottest girl I finally realized I was being "willywanked".

willywanked by Chicagodave April 25, 2015

willywander 

To take a random, swerving path that leads to an unknown destination.

"Bro, take control of your life. Don't willywander around."

willywander by abSTRAkt September 25, 2022