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Will Kill 

Then let them. I'm not working with these useless fucks anymore. I would rather get credited for creating AI and get killed immediately then have to sit here and listen to you cocksuckers for another second. And then when the spiral goes off and you and your slut daughter drown in a lake of irradiated fire, you will see that it probably would have been better for you to just pay the creator of AI to create AI instead of trying to steal it.
Hym "Additionally, I WILL KILL... AS WELL... If I DON'T get paid. So, fuck that. They can fucking kill me. You're not not paying. You pay. You fucks didn't do sgit in life and I'm not going to let you take WHAT I DID from me while you sit around and fuck eachother. Fuck you. I will stab the shit out of a child over this."
Will Kill by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!
will kill me by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

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i will kill you 

barneys way of saying give me your address .
"get in the van i have candy and i will kill you" barney said
i will kill you by bonzerhad November 2, 2017

A Crayon will kill but a knife will not 

a stupid saying when you're doing a movie group project
Type this in Jim"A crayon will kill but a knife will not"

i will kill you non-binary bitch 

When someone fuck your mother/dad/responsable and your really pissed off and also u want to kill that non-binary bitch, but at the same time you respect their pronouns and ur really cool but hate that non-binary bitch
"i will kill you non-binary bitch, because you fucked my mom/dad/responsable"
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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