Barneys 

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

Barneys by Maybelline October 22, 2007

barneys 

crack rocks. slang common in philly.

they was just lookin' for barneys.

barneys by drianna August 17, 2005

barneys 

Vegatables on the plate, the horrid crap ones you dont want to eat.

Person 1: Get those barneys off my plate.

barneys by Dead-Eric November 27, 2007

barneys weiner 

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

barneys weiner by barney bros March 6, 2020

barneys ultimate buttsex machine 

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

barneys ultimate buttsex machine by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine 

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

barneys ultimate buttsex machine by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine 

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021