Wilkiphobia

The irrational fear of Brad Wilk looking like he requires sheet metal in order to not eat you alive in a photoshoot for rock supergroup Audioslave.

That one picture of brad wilk smiling is horrifying! I have wilkiphobia, Please refrain from showing me this.

by maninthecrocs April 5, 2025

wikiphobia

The irrational fear of wikipedia. First brought on in the early to mid 2000's, wikiphobia was demonstrated within numerous high school and college campuses. Fueled by the initial distrust of web-based knowledge, wikiphobia led many innocent students to be robbed of basic yet precious insights into important works of literature, science, philosophy and the arts. Although Wikipedia is known to be an undeniably useful starting point for research in any area, wikiphobia is still a common mental illness. One day scientists will discover the cure for wikiphobia, we can only hope.

"Don't use wikipedia as a source for your paper! You will get an F!" - Teacher/ Professor

"Man, that damn Old Man River of a teacher must have wikiphobia!"
- "He needs help"

by DJanks February 11, 2009

Wickphobia

Fear of getting your ass kicked and falling down an enormous amount of stairs.

After watching a fight scene in John Wick 4 that takes place on the Sacre-Coeur steps I now have Wickphobia.

by Ninja Todd March 31, 2023

wikiphobic

Adj: Overly afraid of, disliking or distrusting Wikpedia and its contents.

He can't trust the research paper I wrote or my sources because he is wikiphobic.

by Fuzzster January 13, 2017

wilphobia

an extreme and irrational pobia of anyone named wil.

"man, did you hear about that wil guy?"
"i...im terrified of him! Dont you rememberi have wilphobia??"

by birdie?! March 1, 2023