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Jennifer Wilbanks 

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other
At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks
Jennifer Wilbanks by Mike May 5, 2005
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Jennifer Wilbanks 

-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"
Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!

wilanders 

Wilanders (n. pl) – Testicles. Named after Mats Wilander, the former professional tennis player, who controversially suggested that world number one tennis player Roger Federer "has no balls". Typically used in a metaphorical, rather than a physiological, sense.
"Wow, those NASCAR folks sure have big Wilanders!" - from tennis.com
wilanders by Lucy_AU September 20, 2006

wilbannie 

they cry and miss wilbur soot, a handsome and awesome gamer and a good musician with good music, it can also be so fucking creepy omg help him, yeah......... 😃(please help us wilbur locked us in his basement we need food)
OMG YOU'RE A WILBANNIE? HOWS UR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BROTHER LOLLLLLLL
Wilbard means gift from God .Wilbard a very kind and caring man who is multi-talented very quite hot, and handsome and gets really dangerous when he reaches his boiling point a motivator and he is a dark horse

One of the most stubborn guys on earth and sensitive as a flower. One who hardly falls inlove ones he does then he is really in for you
I've well recieved my Wilbard
Wilbard by Relbet November 23, 2021
(wil bangks) v. 1. To act callously and with total disregard for the feelings of others. 2. To behave erratically and irresponsibly. 3. To run away and hide like a coward. - wilbanksed, wilbanksing, wilbankser adj.
That stupid, brainless bitch totally wilbanksed me.
wilbanks by razer May 4, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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