Wighte 

when you can’t spell for shit and you want to insult someone

Jerome: yo little wighte boy

John: ;^;

Wighte by john dick bob June 30, 2020

Weighted Companion Cube 

Your best friend in the whole wide world.

This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

Weighted Companion Cube by Frostblade November 1, 2007

weighted companion cube 

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.

1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

weighted companion cube by joe matt November 10, 2007

Dave Wight 

1. A D-league internet troll who completely lacks self-awareness and doesn't even realize he/she is trolling.

2. An asshole who spams message boards and acts like his/her opinions are facts.

3. A pedophile lurking on the internet.

Q: Did you see that dude posting all that shit on those message boards?

A: Yeah, that dude is a real Dave Wight.

Dave Wight by Edward Hunter July 29, 2022

Weighteen 

Weighteen or Waiteen is the process of waiting to turn eighteen. This is the age teenagers view themselves as legal adults

Karla 1: Hey Karla how old are you?

Karla 2: I'm weighteen :(

Weighteen by karla1992 August 2, 2009

Weighterbate 

Masterbating with weights.

Person A goes to room.
*Door closes*

Person B- "Where is he going?"

Person C- "Probably to weighterbate again."

Weighterbate by BobBrier March 22, 2011

Weighted Companion Cube 

The most beloved "character" in the Valve game Portal, it is considered a character in most tenses of the word due to its helpfulness and aura of friendliness, though it does not talk, and thus cannot threaten to stab you.

The Companion Cube is only used in one level of the game, but it leaves a lasting memory and somewhat of a motive for the main character to "kill" GLaDOS, the antagonist of the game.

The main character, however, does not seem to have as much of a link or heart felt connection as does most other test subjects of the Apeture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. This is shown by graphetti drawings on the walls in a hidden room within the level of the Companion Cube. At the end of the level, the main character is forced to euthanize the Companion Cube in a pit of fiery liquid metal. After which GLaDOS congratulates the main character and comments that she is the quickest of all test subjects to euthanize the Companion Cube.

At the end of Portal, the main character finally receives the cake in a brief party in which the Companion Cube is invited and surprisingly shows up.

The Companion Cube is your very best friend in the world, is male, cannot talk (though in the event that it does, Apeture Science strongly disregards listening to any of his suggestions), and is covered in hearts.

The Weighted Companion Cube would never hurt me.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Weighted Companion Cube by Xivili October 26, 2009