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Weighterbate
Masterbating with weights.
Person A goes to room.
*Door closes*
Person B- "Where is he going?"
Person C- "Probably to weighterbate again."
*Door closes*
Person B- "Where is he going?"
Person C- "Probably to weighterbate again."
Weighterbate by BobBrier March 22, 2011
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Whighter
Famed word known exclusively in the smoker world referring to a white lighter, hence the combination of the two words, which is frowned upon for possessing bad luck/bad karma. Many people refuse to smoke weed anywhere in the vicinity of a Whighter.
The funny thing about Whighter's is they only come into affect with marijuana, not tobacco as karma knows your already killing yourself smoking cigarettes, counter-acting the bad karma produced from Whighters, where as smoking marijuana is one of the best things in the world prone to bad karma.
The funny thing about Whighter's is they only come into affect with marijuana, not tobacco as karma knows your already killing yourself smoking cigarettes, counter-acting the bad karma produced from Whighters, where as smoking marijuana is one of the best things in the world prone to bad karma.
Stoner 1: hey man you got a flame?
Stoner 2: fo sho rite here.
Stoner 1: oh wtf you shoulda said it was a whighter!
Stoner 3: get that shit away from me!!!!
Stoner 2: fo sho rite here.
Stoner 1: oh wtf you shoulda said it was a whighter!
Stoner 3: get that shit away from me!!!!
Whighter by MCDC_TWIST August 1, 2008
Dead Weighters
Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)
"Did you get to the Y today"?
"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
Dead Weighters by JeremyJB July 3, 2008