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Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.
“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”
Wiener Shitzel by DudLee March 22, 2026

Weiner shitzel 

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel
Weiner shitzel by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Weinershitzel 

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.
"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

Wienershnitzel 

Wienerschnitzel was started with the opening of a single hot dog stand in 1961. Today, they're the World's Largest Hot Dog Chain with over 300 restaurants in ten states and Guam. Besides their signature chili dog, they're also loved for their delicious corn dogs, chili cheese fries and chili cheeseburgers.

The chili cheese fries/chili dog combo is wonderful.
Hey Tony, let's go eat at Wienershnitzel for lunch today.
Wienershnitzel by Tony V January 19, 2006

Wienershnitzel 

A man who is obsessed with women, is perverted, and is a sex addict
My friend John has 10 wives, hes a major Wienershnitzel.
Wienershnitzel by Mr War October 28, 2006

Wienershitzel 

Hans: I had the best Wienershitzel ever with Julia.
Wienershitzel by Torva34 July 1, 2018
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