Wicker Whack

A popular Australian term for beating violently another person with a wooden instrument, i.e. A plank of wood or baseball bat.

Me and my brother were mad at Steven so we got my baseball bat and gave him a wicker whack over his face

Wicker Whack by Brain Phelps August 22, 2009

winker whacker

A male organism that likes to masterbate

They were all winker whackers playing together

winker whacker by Hdjhddhd December 15, 2016

Wickey-Wackey 

A Penis, from 1950 or earlier. Usually attached to a very old and perverted man.

He's not the only one with a Wickey-Wackey that can please you.

Wickey-Wackey by djspartacus June 9, 2010

wicket wacket 

A tape recorder, used to record adventures and car chases (usualy while incredibly baked)

"pass the wicket wacket I need to document my theory of evolution based on pudding"

wicket wacket by Frostville May 3, 2006

carrot wacker 

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Wacker Neuson 

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop

Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!

Wacker Neuson by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017

Wacker Jacks 

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.

You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal

Wacker Jacks by Weapon Xman G forreal November 19, 2010