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Wicker Whack

A popular Australian term for beating violently another person with a wooden instrument, i.e. A plank of wood or baseball bat.
Me and my brother were mad at Steven so we got my baseball bat and gave him a wicker whack over his face
by Brain Phelps August 22, 2009
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winker whacker

A male organism that likes to masterbate
They were all winker whackers playing together
by Hdjhddhd December 15, 2016
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Wickey-Wackey

A Penis, from 1950 or earlier. Usually attached to a very old and perverted man.
He's not the only one with a Wickey-Wackey that can please you.
by djspartacus June 9, 2010
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wicket wacket

A tape recorder, used to record adventures and car chases (usualy while incredibly baked)
"pass the wicket wacket I need to document my theory of evolution based on pudding"
by Frostville May 3, 2006
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carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
by jjfrey October 15, 2010
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Wacker Neuson

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop
Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!
by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017
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Wacker Jacks

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.
You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal
by Weapon Xman G forreal November 19, 2010
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