Wibbeler

Wibbeler is a German name. The Wibbeler family is very small and has always been well know in German royalty. Wibbelers have old fashioned values and will be quick to defend their beliefs be it with words or weapons. The Wibbeler castle still stands in northern Germany. They are a very inteligent, proud family. Wibbelers tend to be good at nearly everything they do and women tend to fall in love with Wibbelers rather quickly. True Wibbeler males are very tall, usually over 6'3''.

I hope he's not a Wibbeler, I didn't plan on getting my ass kicked tonight.

by Defman123 August 28, 2011

wibbler

A man lacking the necessary ejaculatory power to shoot semen, instead only able to wiggle their penis as semen sadly dribbles out. Portmanteau of "wiggling" and "dribbler".

If you're a wibbler, come in nice and close so it gets on her face instead of your balls.

by sorryterry October 26, 2014

Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.

Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!

by platonicus October 28, 2018

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

Wibbler

Wibbler: Noun; someone who doesn't believe in misinformation myths without question and/or proof. Recognises such nonsense and responds to it with more satirical nonsense in the form of replying "Wibble". Overall more rational, more logical and basically not a conspiratorial backwards thinking delusionary.

To wibble someone: verb; to mock someone's lunacy with a statement of "wibble" to imply they're talking utter nonsense and it's being responded to as such, with the disregard it deserves.

John went on to explain he was amendment the pigeons were secretly 5G Government robots sent to spy on us, being a Wibbler and used to hearing this kind of thing Frank stared at him in disbelief and calmly said "wibble".

by WizKid87 November 28, 2020

slippery wibbler

The long snake trying to force its way in no chub.

Sheila last night Mark tried to give me the slippery wibbler.

by Yekusai September 23, 2017

Wibbler

Ecstasy tablet. Name born out of the UK in the early 21st century to describe the ultimate party drug. Slightly onomatopoeic in describing the feeling experienced at a certain stage of the ecstasy experience.

"I'm wibbled out of my mind!"
"How many wibblers have you taken?"
"Where shall we put the last of these wibblers?"
"Fuck me this wibbler has come on proper quick like..."

by Lennythewibbler August 28, 2013