Wi-Fli

Flights with Wi-Fi access

Deadmau5 hahaha im on a plane bitch!!! and i have wifi. neat. certainly makes the flight alot less boring.
(Quote by musician deadmau5 found on Twitter and my response)

@Deadmau5 would it be called Wi-Fli?

by Twinker October 13, 2010

WIFLI

Pronounced "wih-flea." Abbreviation as in "whenever I feel like it," prompted by the increasing commonality of such insidious acronyms as COB (close of business) and EOD (end of day). Meant for use when "the man" starts to wear us down. WIFLI.

"Did you rec. that TPS report? I need a response by COB Wednesday." "Sure, I'll have that to you WIFLI."

by MCostello June 11, 2006

Wifling

Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.

Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.

by Rob Vile March 31, 2010

Wiflix

Wiflix is another way of saying someone is down bad and needing to beat his stuff every day. Wi meaning women's institute and flix meaning down explaining where its meaning comes from because he is down from not getting any women.

Kid 1: Hey you know that kid called Monty?

Kid 2: Ye I know him, what about him?

Kid 1: Apparently he is a wiflix

Kid 2: Oh god

by UncleFat June 13, 2021

Wiflin

To wife someone while she/her is doing something crazy or out of control.

Aye Seanice wiflin out here, she broke my TV, my headset and is currently burning my front lawn while slashing my tires, isnt she the greatest ?

by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020

WIFLI

Slang acronym for "Whenever I feel like it)". Usually appended by the time zone that you live in, i.e. WIFLI(EDT).

When you want to schedule a time to do something but you're so busy with responsibilities that you can't commit to a time.

I'll call you tonight WIFLI.

by ezz_Breezy May 30, 2023