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Wiflix is another way of saying someone is down bad and needing to beat his stuff every day. Wi meaning women's institute and flix meaning down explaining where its meaning comes from because he is down from not getting any women.
Kid 1: Hey you know that kid called Monty?

Kid 2: Ye I know him, what about him?

Kid 1: Apparently he is a wiflix

Kid 2: Oh god
Wiflix by UncleFat June 13, 2021
Words you can keep
A man without definition. A man with many things on his mind. A man that wants nothing more then to go about his days without worry or drama of any kind. A man with only one question "BUH Y DOOD?!?!"
"You're such a Willix."
Willix by the buh y dood December 5, 2011
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Pronounced "wih-flea." Abbreviation as in "whenever I feel like it," prompted by the increasing commonality of such insidious acronyms as COB (close of business) and EOD (end of day). Meant for use when "the man" starts to wear us down. WIFLI.
"Did you rec. that TPS report? I need a response by COB Wednesday." "Sure, I'll have that to you WIFLI."
WIFLI by MCostello June 11, 2006
Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.
Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.
Wifling by Rob Vile March 31, 2010
Nexflix program on your Nintendo Wii.
I hung out last night and Wiiflixed The Office Season 2.
Wiiflix by godadone January 25, 2011
To wife someone while she/her is doing something crazy or out of control.
Aye Seanice wiflin out here, she broke my TV, my headset and is currently burning my front lawn while slashing my tires, isnt she the greatest ?
Wiflin by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020
Slang acronym for "Whenever I feel like it)". Usually appended by the time zone that you live in, i.e. WIFLI(EDT).

When you want to schedule a time to do something but you're so busy with responsibilities that you can't commit to a time.
I'll call you tonight WIFLI.
WIFLI by ezz_Breezy May 30, 2023
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3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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