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I used my wi-fu to crack my neighbors WEP key
wi-fu by dr_0ct4g0n December 9, 2008
Words you can keep
When your home Wi-Fi, due to signal interference, disconnects you in the middle of an important online task, such as a skype interview you have been preparing for the last 3 weeks.
Bob: Hey Steve, how did your job interview go yesterday?
Steve: I got Wi-Fucked in the middle of it man.
Bob: told you to buy a new router.
Wi-Fucked by sparkskie.87 June 2, 2014
a Wifu is a character on TV or from a movie that you would want to be your wife, reason's commonly being because the character is attractive
she is my Wifu
Wifu by cucking your wifu February 16, 2019

Wifu ❤ 

Word used like Bae, boo and it fam.
Two amazing friends who are friend married.
❤💕
Booty
Amber is my Wifu
Wifu ❤ by Catasexual March 1, 2017
Acronym for "What's In It For Us". It is the antonym for WIFM.
Instead of asking WIFM, why don't we try asking WIFU?
WIFU by associationgrrrl July 28, 2011

My wifu ally

my wifu is ally she is so perfect and kind i wony let anyone break us apary again sbe is so perfect and sweet she is beautiful and she is so smart she maked you fall in love in first sight she gets bullied because people are jealous f her she loves her friends and if someone is upset she feels upset too even when it has niyhing to do with her because she loves people yo cN also see who she is at alyssa carter i love you wifuuu
my wifu ally is the best
my wifu ally is so sweet
my wifu ally is perfect

wifu end lifu 

when your fictional crush ends you in real life
I cant belive corlam had a wifu end lifu time :((((
wifu end lifu by man i love translate November 25, 2020
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