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When your home Wi-Fi, due to signal interference, disconnects you in the middle of an important online task, such as a skype interview you have been preparing for the last 3 weeks.
Bob: Hey Steve, how did your job interview go yesterday?
Steve: I got Wi-Fucked in the middle of it man.
Bob: told you to buy a new router.
Wi-Fucked by sparkskie.87 June 2, 2014
a Wifu is a character on TV or from a movie that you would want to be your wife, reason's commonly being because the character is attractive
she is my Wifu
Wifu by cucking your wifu February 16, 2019

Wifu ❤ 

Word used like Bae, boo and it fam.
Two amazing friends who are friend married.
❤💕
Booty
Amber is my Wifu ❤
Wifu ❤ by Catasexual March 1, 2017
Acronym for "What's In It For Us". It is the antonym for WIFM.
Instead of asking WIFM, why don't we try asking WIFU?
WIFU by associationgrrrl July 28, 2011

My wifu ally

my wifu is ally she is so perfect and kind i wony let anyone break us apary again sbe is so perfect and sweet she is beautiful and she is so smart she maked you fall in love in first sight she gets bullied because people are jealous f her she loves her friends and if someone is upset she feels upset too even when it has niyhing to do with her because she loves people yo cN also see who she is at alyssa carter i love you wifuuu
my wifu ally is the best
my wifu ally is so sweet
my wifu ally is perfect

wifu end lifu 

when your fictional crush ends you in real life
I cant belive corlam had a wifu end lifu time :((((
wifu end lifu by man i love translate November 25, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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