whorehoused

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an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options

He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.

whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

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Hillbilly whorehouse

A brothel that is run by a hillbilly male wherein he pimps out all of his direct female relatives including his mother, wives and daughters to other hillbilly's(male relatives get preference). Hillbilly whorehouses are widespread throughout the southern states of America and are known to be incest hot-spots as well as fronts for moonshine running.

Travis: "Damn Pa, ma rode me like a rodeo horse at the hillbilly whorehouse last night".

Pa: "If ya think your mamma's good you gotta try your sister Tiffany she had me groaning like a nascar engine".

Hillbilly whorehouse by longshlongsilver June 29, 2013

whorehound

Someone who will happily pay all the money they can for meaningless sex from random sluts.

Gabriel is such a whorehound, he'd rather pay for meaningless sex than get fucked for free from someone who loves him!

whorehound by Madame Chaotica September 30, 2008

Whorehouse

The common iPhone auto-correct for Whitehouse, but apple got one right this time.

1. "Mommy, I'm taking a tour of the whorehouse today!"

Whorehouse by Whorehouse#2 November 4, 2011

whorehouse price

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid

They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.

whorehouse price by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009

whorehouse

The place your dad sneaks out to while your mom is on her period or pregnant.

"Son, Daddy's going out of town on a buisness trip for the weekend."

whorehouse by Sgt. Stfu September 20, 2004

data whorehouse

(Derived from the term "data warehouse".)

A computer storage system that contains lots of private data about people who are paid (usually with some kind of coupon, incentive, rebate, etc.) to give this data over. Businesses pay for access to the data.

I just got a $5 rebate on my wireless router, all I had to do was fill out a consumer survey.

You are a $5 data whore in the data whorehouse.

data whorehouse by data123456 January 21, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026