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Whoofter.

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An insult. Used against a male, makin out that he's a bit of a retard. Best effective in a group
Me: shut it you f****n* retard.
gayboy: I'll get my mum to you
Me: And we all know why, its because you are nothin but a pathetic WHOOFTER!!
Whoofter. by nomsie April 21, 2003

Flaming Whoofter

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See also, homosexuals
Used when less offense is intended,ie; within the classroom.
A less-harsh word for defining poofters.
Hey, look at David, he's a Flaming Whoofter.

Bloody rump-pumpers, they're flaming whoofters
Flaming Whoofter by Franco Leopald November 18, 2005

Wooly woofter 

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it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man
Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.
Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005

willy woofter 

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English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.
Harvey power is a willy woofter
willy woofter by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017

whoofer tit 

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A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.
I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.
whoofer tit by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

eggy woofter 

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An eggy fart
That fart was an eggy woofter
eggy woofter by Luigi-XXII November 23, 2016

freshwater woofter 

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A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
freshwater woofter by Realfisher November 14, 2021
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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