Whoofter.

An insult. Used against a male, makin out that he's a bit of a retard. Best effective in a group

Me: shut it you f****n* retard.
gayboy: I'll get my mum to you
Me: And we all know why, its because you are nothin but a pathetic WHOOFTER!!

by nomsie April 21, 2003

Flaming Whoofter

See also, homosexuals
Used when less offense is intended,ie; within the classroom.
A less-harsh word for defining poofters.

Hey, look at David, he's a Flaming Whoofter.

Bloody rump-pumpers, they're flaming whoofters

by Franco Leopald November 18, 2005

Wooly woofter

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

by Sparst May 13, 2005

willy woofter

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.

Harvey power is a willy woofter

by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017

whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.

by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

eggy woofter

An eggy fart

That fart was an eggy woofter

by Luigi-XXII November 23, 2016

freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

by Realfisher November 14, 2021