whompopotamus

a whompopotamus is someone who will eat all your food and do all your whipits and fall asleep on the toilet

Levi is such a whompopotamus .

by Et25342069666 June 7, 2019

Whoreopotamus

A very large person who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money.

The back of that whoreopotamus' neck looks like a pack of hotdogs, just like Oprah!

by tjb2 March 25, 2010

whippopotamus

A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.

Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.

by all my friends are whipped July 22, 2011

whappopotamus

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.

"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."

by Canoli slurper April 20, 2009

woppopotamus

someone who is a HUGE wop.

Did you hear that Lisa is a woppopotamus? Stupid italian wop.

by warwickbitchass July 11, 2010