Whizzwang 

The arsehole. Sometimes known as the chocolate whizzwang.

Now that we are married Camilla, would it be possible to take one up the whizzwang?

Whizzwang by balconybelly November 11, 2011

Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

Night Vision Whizzing by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009

Whizbanger

noun- 1) An extremely skillful person who shows an explosive amount of success or effectiveness at what they do in a fashion to gain notice 2) A person who gains alot of attention just by talking alot

"Dude, Tiger Woods is a whizbanger."

"That dude over there is going to change the world with ideas!"
"Nah, hes just a whizbanger."

Whizbanger by FearlessMuhHyde March 23, 2010

whizzwaggle 

The drops of piss that come out when you shake off your dick after taking a whizz.

I got whizzwaggle all over my drawers because I thought it already came out.

whizzwaggle by blackdoggy13 August 20, 2015

whizbang 

Also spelled "whizzbang".

adj. - 1. a) extremely skillful or ideal. Closely similar to sweet.
Can also be used in the form on "whizbangin'".

noun - 2. a) something that holds an explosive amount of success, skill or effectiveness b) a tiny firecracker that makes a small whizzing noise before going off with a BANG

"Dude, that rock concert was definately whizbang."

"Did you just see that guy jump out of the airplane without his parachute? How whizbang was that?!"

"Hey, are you going to the movies with me this weekend?"
"Yeah, and I have an extra $50 we can spend at the mall afterwards."
"Whizbang!"

whizbang by SakuraStar July 24, 2008

whizzing jizzer 

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

whizzing jizzer by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012

Wizzbanger 

That guy at the quiet lake house that brings his inappropriately loud and big water crafts.

My summer house was complete bliss until the Wizzbangers moved in next door. I hate that guy. I'm gonna sell.

Wizzbanger by MarianneM October 25, 2016