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Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

Whizbanger

noun- 1) An extremely skillful person who shows an explosive amount of success or effectiveness at what they do in a fashion to gain notice 2) A person who gains alot of attention just by talking alot
"Dude, Tiger Woods is a whizbanger."

"That dude over there is going to change the world with ideas!"
"Nah, hes just a whizbanger."
Whizbanger by FearlessMuhHyde March 23, 2010

whizzwaggle 

The drops of piss that come out when you shake off your dick after taking a whizz.
I got whizzwaggle all over my drawers because I thought it already came out.
whizzwaggle by blackdoggy13 August 20, 2015

whizbang 

Also spelled "whizzbang".

adj. - 1. a) extremely skillful or ideal. Closely similar to sweet.
Can also be used in the form on "whizbangin'".

noun - 2. a) something that holds an explosive amount of success, skill or effectiveness b) a tiny firecracker that makes a small whizzing noise before going off with a BANG
"Dude, that rock concert was definately whizbang."

"Did you just see that guy jump out of the airplane without his parachute? How whizbang was that?!"

"Hey, are you going to the movies with me this weekend?"
"Yeah, and I have an extra $50 we can spend at the mall afterwards."
"Whizbang!"
whizbang by SakuraStar July 24, 2008

whizzing jizzer 

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").
- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?
whizzing jizzer by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012

Wizzbanger 

That guy at the quiet lake house that brings his inappropriately loud and big water crafts.
My summer house was complete bliss until the Wizzbangers moved in next door. I hate that guy. I'm gonna sell.
Wizzbanger by MarianneM October 25, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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