Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
noun- 1) An extremely skillful person who shows an explosive amount of success or effectiveness at what they do in a fashion to gain notice 2) A person who gains alot of attention just by talking alot
adj. - 1. a) extremely skillful or ideal. Closely similar to sweet.
Can also be used in the form on "whizbangin'".
noun - 2. a) something that holds an explosive amount of success, skill or effectiveness b) a tiny firecracker that makes a small whizzing noise before going off with a BANG
"Dude, that rock concert was definately whizbang."
"Did you just see that guy jump out of the airplane without his parachute? How whizbang was that?!"
"Hey, are you going to the movies with me this weekend?"
"Yeah, and I have an extra $50 we can spend at the mall afterwards."
"Whizbang!"
Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").
- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!
- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.