MarianneM's definitions

Finger wagged

When someone corrects you in a condescending way.

I got finger wagged by a driver when I crossed the street on a red light.

by MarianneM August 14, 2016

Boast ejaculate

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Acquisition disorder

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder

I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.

by MarianneM August 24, 2016

Disney disappointment

this is when you start dating someone and it all seems pretty amazing or when you have been in a hard luck place and something happens to improve you situation. In the end however just when you think your are headed toward your happily ever after everything comes crashing down.

I started dating this great man. He was courteous, handsome, sweet, sexy and smart. It had been months and months, then I found out he was married. It was a total Disney disappointment.

by MarianneM August 29, 2016

Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016

Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016

Wizzbanger

That guy at the quiet lake house that brings his inappropriately loud and big water crafts.

My summer house was complete bliss until the Wizzbangers moved in next door. I hate that guy. I'm gonna sell.

by MarianneM October 25, 2016