whizztang

a pee

oh mate i really gotta whizztang on something

by benbenbenbenbenbenbenben March 8, 2009

Night Vision Whizzing

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009

Whizbanger

noun- 1) An extremely skillful person who shows an explosive amount of success or effectiveness at what they do in a fashion to gain notice 2) A person who gains alot of attention just by talking alot

"Dude, Tiger Woods is a whizbanger."

"That dude over there is going to change the world with ideas!"
"Nah, hes just a whizbanger."

by FearlessMuhHyde March 23, 2010

whizzwaggle

The drops of piss that come out when you shake off your dick after taking a whizz.

I got whizzwaggle all over my drawers because I thought it already came out.

by blackdoggy13 August 20, 2015

whizbang

Also spelled "whizzbang".

adj. - 1. a) extremely skillful or ideal. Closely similar to sweet.
Can also be used in the form on "whizbangin'".

noun - 2. a) something that holds an explosive amount of success, skill or effectiveness b) a tiny firecracker that makes a small whizzing noise before going off with a BANG

"Dude, that rock concert was definately whizbang."

"Did you just see that guy jump out of the airplane without his parachute? How whizbang was that?!"

"Hey, are you going to the movies with me this weekend?"
"Yeah, and I have an extra $50 we can spend at the mall afterwards."
"Whizbang!"

by SakuraStar July 24, 2008

whizzing jizzer

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012

Whizzwang

The arsehole. Sometimes known as the chocolate whizzwang.

Now that we are married Camilla, would it be possible to take one up the whizzwang?

by balconybelly November 11, 2011