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Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

Chocolate Whizz Bang 

Slang description for the anus and often used when discussing anal sex.
My boss is a little up-tight, I wonder if she likes to take it up the chocolate whizz bang?
Chocolate Whizz Bang by GrandSlam February 26, 2009

Whizz-bang 

The whizz sound of a bullett passing your head just before the bang sound of the gunshot.
The Detective dived behind a parked car just as he heard the Whizz-bang!
Whizz-bang by talk2me-JCH2 December 15, 2022
Where you place glitter on your butt and then fart it into someone's face.
Dave: I can't believe you WizBanged Shaun yesterday!
WizBang by Guy-In-The-Fire January 13, 2020

wizbanger 

A man or women who sucks a lot of dick
That man is a wizbanger
wizbanger by Not a Wizbanget April 10, 2016

Whizbanger

noun- 1) An extremely skillful person who shows an explosive amount of success or effectiveness at what they do in a fashion to gain notice 2) A person who gains alot of attention just by talking alot
"Dude, Tiger Woods is a whizbanger."

"That dude over there is going to change the world with ideas!"
"Nah, hes just a whizbanger."
Whizbanger by FearlessMuhHyde March 23, 2010