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Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

Chocolate Whizz Bang 

Slang description for the anus and often used when discussing anal sex.
My boss is a little up-tight, I wonder if she likes to take it up the chocolate whizz bang?
Chocolate Whizz Bang by GrandSlam February 26, 2009

Whizz-bang 

The whizz sound of a bullett passing your head just before the bang sound of the gunshot.
The Detective dived behind a parked car just as he heard the Whizz-bang!
Whizz-bang by talk2me-JCH2 December 15, 2022
Where you place glitter on your butt and then fart it into someone's face.
Dave: I can't believe you WizBanged Shaun yesterday!
WizBang by Guy-In-The-Fire January 13, 2020

wizbanger 

A man or women who sucks a lot of dick
That man is a wizbanger
wizbanger by Not a Wizbanget April 10, 2016

Whizbanger

noun- 1) An extremely skillful person who shows an explosive amount of success or effectiveness at what they do in a fashion to gain notice 2) A person who gains alot of attention just by talking alot
"Dude, Tiger Woods is a whizbanger."

"That dude over there is going to change the world with ideas!"
"Nah, hes just a whizbanger."
Whizbanger by FearlessMuhHyde March 23, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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