Adolf whittler

An absolute genius in all fields. Can take any sort of drug without second thought and still be able to pass a driving exam. Usually good friends with a certain lad, generally called ‘Samuel Kerr’. Loves short Norwich men and is absolutely fucking stunning.

“Wow! I absolutely love the whittler! “
Don’t you want me baby tune:
“🎶Adolf Whittler baby. Adolf Whittler, ohhh oh oh oh🎶“

by UrLEDLights May 12, 2022

Electronic Whittler

an electronic pencil sharpener

person 1:
I don't ever get tired of using this here electronic whittler!
person 2:
And why would you? Its always great fun grinding trees into trash like a complete imbecile.

by Nik Danger January 05, 2011

Westside Whittler

A Westside Whittler is a birchball player who possess the glove of Ozzie Smith, the bat of Babe Ruth, the speed of Ricky Henderson and the arm of Vladimir Guerrero. Whittlers are the cream of the crop of all of humanity. Losing is not in a Whittler's vocabulary. If you should come upon a Westside Whittler, shake their hand and never wash it, that is the closest you will ever get to meeting a birchball God.

Hey Pedro, did you know the Westside Whittlers wake up in the morning and piss excellence?

by Birchball MVP 2017 November 10, 2017

Whittler

A relative of the chenners. Not as stinky, but they look down upon us common folk. They look at the rift raft through their windows into the y. So judgy and snobby. what are we? your entertainment??

Look at that whittler, watching us eat while they whittle their Johnson.

by HagerstownHero67 September 04, 2025