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Whittakerd

When one shits themselves in a public place, normally a university students union bar
OMG, Charles just whittakerd in the union!
by CC-Slade October 27, 2017
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whittard

A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.

Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.
Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"

Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"
by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007
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The Forrest Whitaker

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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Whip Whitaker

(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.

Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.
Aidan: How did you manage to bag all those super fly girls after downing a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?

Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.
by aoc93 March 12, 2013
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Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014
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Roger Whitaker

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.
That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.
by poop stewart May 1, 2014
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Whittaker's table

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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