whitson
a super cute dude, he’s so genuine and down to earth like he has insecurities but no one knows why considering this man is absolutely perfect. don’t let a whitson go boo get that manz
whitson by 123girlsonblock February 12, 2018
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Ryan Whitson
Someone that needs to bend over right this second. Every time you see a Ryan whitson every gay guy in the area is looking for them.
Ryan Whitson by Jayden_Mogorovich March 3, 2025
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Addy whitson
Addy whitson is a kind girl with a big heart. Whenever she has a problem she will find a way to fix it. She is a big animal person, which she has a big thing for cats. She always loves to try stuff new. No one can go wrong with addy whitson.
Addy whitson by Amahia March 20, 2025
Whitton
Whitton by stalinismyghee June 5, 2019
Whitton
The best town in the whole of london located between hounslow and twickenham. It has like loads of charity shops and like 3 parks and a fucking great restaurant called tastybites where cool people hang out. The best park in Whitton is the rec where people go and get pissed.
James : where you going tomorrow tom?
Tom : whitton innit to hang out on the rec and
get pissed
James : coool
Tom : whitton innit to hang out on the rec and
get pissed
James : coool
Whitton by Retardeddddd July 30, 2009
Witson
She is such a Witson
Whittonite
The word whittonite, see also chavs, was derived from the word "Whitton", an area of Ipswich.
Stereotypically, these people are loud-mouthed, offensive, and listen to hiphop or rap music.
They tend to look down on anyone who hasnt been brainwashed into thinking smoking and wearing fake burberry is cool.
They can often be seen hanging around on streetcorners, near mcdonalds or generally anywhere that isnt near their neglectful and possibly abusive parents. They are usually uninventive characterless teenagers with single-digit IQs, and a tendancy to fall pregnant at 14.
They dislike anyone that shows the slightest bit of creativity, and they start one-sided fights with goths, greebos and moshers who just want to get on with life, and live it their own way, doing what they want.
Stereotypically, these people are loud-mouthed, offensive, and listen to hiphop or rap music.
They tend to look down on anyone who hasnt been brainwashed into thinking smoking and wearing fake burberry is cool.
They can often be seen hanging around on streetcorners, near mcdonalds or generally anywhere that isnt near their neglectful and possibly abusive parents. They are usually uninventive characterless teenagers with single-digit IQs, and a tendancy to fall pregnant at 14.
They dislike anyone that shows the slightest bit of creativity, and they start one-sided fights with goths, greebos and moshers who just want to get on with life, and live it their own way, doing what they want.
You want an example? take a walk to the nearest park or mcdonalds and watch it for yourself. You will begin to discover how pathetic these people really are.
Whittonite by metalhead_rujobo September 7, 2005
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