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Whittonite

The word whittonite, see also chavs, was derived from the word "Whitton", an area of Ipswich.
Stereotypically, these people are loud-mouthed, offensive, and listen to hiphop or rap music.
They tend to look down on anyone who hasnt been brainwashed into thinking smoking and wearing fake burberry is cool.
They can often be seen hanging around on streetcorners, near mcdonalds or generally anywhere that isnt near their neglectful and possibly abusive parents. They are usually uninventive characterless teenagers with single-digit IQs, and a tendancy to fall pregnant at 14.
They dislike anyone that shows the slightest bit of creativity, and they start one-sided fights with goths, greebos and moshers who just want to get on with life, and live it their own way, doing what they want.
You want an example? take a walk to the nearest park or mcdonalds and watch it for yourself. You will begin to discover how pathetic these people really are.
by metalhead_rujobo September 7, 2005
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whiptonite

compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men
Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?

Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...

Another Example:

Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...

Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008
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backdoor whartonite

A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.
"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."
by Moggraider April 15, 2008
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Whartonite

Someone that is attending, or is an alumnus of the prestigious Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. The term can be used to describe both undergrads and MBA students and alumni.
That's a power couple if I ever saw one. She made partner at a top consulting firm in 5 years flat, and he runs the biggest hedge fund in the business. It's not surprising to learn that they're both Whartonites.
by koolducati February 6, 2007
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whartonite

a TOOL at the Wharton School of Business (UPENN) that sucks up to professors emailing them about curves, means and medians on exams, etc. Likes to hump chia pets (organic chinchillas)and perform stock analyses on weekends.
John is such a Whartonite, he goes to EVERY office hour Mr. Hopkins holds
by Eugene April 11, 2005
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