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Whiteside maneuver 

A “trick-fuckin” move. Essentially the missionary position.
What’s the matter with your back, did you hurt it using the Whiteside maneuver?
Whiteside maneuver by drgonzo12345 November 16, 2018

A Whiteside 

A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.

2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference

see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.

2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
A Whiteside by Dr. MDW phd July 29, 2008

eli whiteside 

The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.
"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.
eli whiteside by MrsWhiteside August 22, 2011

Will Whiteside 

Will Whiteside thinks he owns Australia yet he lives in the northern territory.

He reminds us of a crab and his dad is in a wheelchair

Girl 1: Is that Will Whiteside

Girl 2: OMG it is imma Kms
Will Whiteside is commonly known as crabfuck, and is a pro fighter
his favourite word is : Gooderer
Will Whiteside by Lebred April 8, 2021

A Whiteside 

A fat middle age man with a beer gut, he makes love with his teenage son secretly and enjoys it more than having sex with his wife. Similar to a Peadophile but the victim (son) doesn't object to to the love sports.
Kid1: Ey dude, did you hear? Micks old man was busted for whiteside!

Kid 2: Yuck. I always thought Mick was a bit wierd.
A Whiteside by Sharon July 3, 2003