Kms

Engineering acronym for "kilometers per second".

Used by lower beings who find pleasure in committing mathematical blasphemy.

Please note that physicists use the unambiguous and mathematically consistent abbreviation "km/s".

Joel: I have to pay for hall, I am gonna kms

Chaitu: What does it mean?
Sam: Kilometers per second . He wants to run at the speed of 1 kilometer per seond.
Chaitu: Blasphemous engineer detected

by QueerKutta May 14, 2020

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Slang for "kill myself," usually used in a funny or sarcastic way.

OMG did you see that post?! I'm literally going to kms!

by Sexy poopie stinky fart April 02, 2016

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Acronym for kill myself

Ive had enough im going to kms

by CrispyChiken February 28, 2017

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To commit self murder.

Girl 1: “I’m going to fucking kms, my phone isint turning on!”
Girl 2: “try the charger.”
Girl 1: “no shit dumbass.”

by THE2021EXPERIENCE March 28, 2022

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What I will do to myself if I see another fucked up definition in this site containing some funny sounding word (I.e: splooge), yet it means some sort of messed up, sexual definition (splooge, according to the author of the word, means the sound created when you cum on something.). Also is the direct opposite, suicidal version of kys, used for when others telling you to jump off a bridge isn’t enough, you just GOTTA tell yourself to do it as well.

Person 1: “oy, you heard of this new phrase on urban dictionary called “no pedo”? It’s supposed to be a free pass in case someone thinks your a pedo after saying something only a pedo would say but you want to shoot down those claims and be sort of like the “no homo” phrase.”.
Person 2: “aight bro, imma just commit kms real quick after hearing that.”.

by Intoxicatedさむらいぢお January 08, 2023

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