Whitenia

1. Unable to tan

2. WAAAYY to white

1. Do you have a case of whitenia? Cause ur whiteness actually reflects the sun...

2. Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have whitenia

You: What's that?

Doctor: Your so white you can't tan.

Whitenia by TheWhiteNinja September 1, 2010

Whitename 

A user that is new to a Discord server. As they are new they are not accustomed to the culture or norms of the server and have not acquired any roles beyond the default role which causes the user's name to be white in color. These users are typically oblivious to server rules and are most often inactive and out of touch. The name is usually used in a derogatory way by server members in a fashion not unlike the Senior-Freshman school hierarchy.

Whitename: haha epic dab kill ni**ers

Server Veteran: Fucking whitenames always trying to be edgy for attention.

Whitename by Weesterner June 14, 2018

Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.

When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.

Polish Tooth Whitening by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012

whitenize 

To take something that is common in the black community and make it more understandable or acceptable to white people.

I had to whitenize Lil Wayne's latest song after my dad heard it and was outraged.

whitenize by kpnet August 11, 2013

whitename 

whitename is a term associated by members of a Discord server that are usually stupid, oblivious to the rules, don't speak English, repeatedly make the same offense, don't have an IQ higher than 50, and most likely have a GPA of 2.0 or lower.

Bro you see that guy texting in the official Orange Juice Gaming BS server, he is such a whitename.

Dude you're so fucking stupid omfg. Dumbass whitename.

whitename by perc O_o March 21, 2021

Deep Whitening 

Deep throating a girl with toothpaste on your dick.

My balls were burning while deep whitening that bitch.

Deep Whitening by mrbingo November 30, 2011

Zoom whitening 

The most painful tooth whitening system available. Performed by a dental technician, the Zoom whitening system can make your teeth up to eight shades lighter in just 45 minutes.

The Zoom whitening system consists of a high-concentration bleaching gel (a.k.a. hydrogen peroxide) and an ultraviolet light. The UV light accelerates the bleaching process and helps the hydrogen peroxide penetrate your teeth. The gel is applied for three 15-minute sessions for a total treatment time of 45 minutes.

Zoom whitening hurts like a motherfucker, which is why at-home whitening systems are still available. Custom-molded trays filled with dentist-dispensed gel are worn 1-2 hours a day for up to 14 days. Tooth sensitivity is less severe and should subside after a couple of days.

The Zoom whitening procedure begins with a plastic piece being placed in your mouth to hold it open (if you have a strong gag reflex, you won't last the entire procedure). A blue coating is painted onto your gums to prevent chemical burns. The whitening gel is then applied and an ultraviolet light is placed near your mouth. Protective eyewear is provided.

Zoom whitening by Doctor K. B. March 24, 2009