Definitions by TheWhiteNinja

Whitenia

1. Unable to tan

2. WAAAYY to white

1. Do you have a case of whitenia? Cause ur whiteness actually reflects the sun...

2. Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have whitenia

You: What's that?

Doctor: Your so white you can't tan.

Whitenia by TheWhiteNinja September 1, 2010