Him: "'Riding dirty'? Does that mean he hasn't showered today?"
Her: "No, Jason, but I think I've just had a whipiphany. I think that means he has an unregistered weapon."
A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.
Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.
The cross between a Whale & a Hippopotamus. Normally located in the United States, they prowl on ruining people's relationships with their spouses and they make very loud noises and no one wants to see them. Hunted by groups of Females and Males, their skin is used for Tennis Rackets and clothing in the winter. Whippos are known to be easy to hunt because they are very slow and too busy mating with each other.