whippopotamus 

A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.

Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.

whippopotamus by all my friends are whipped July 22, 2011

Chippopotamus 

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.

Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus

Chippopotamus by baby sumo January 26, 2018

hippopotamus 

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

whappopotamus 

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.

"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."

whappopotamus by Canoli slurper April 20, 2009

double hippopotamus 

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014

hippopotamus drop kick 

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

hippopotamus drop kick by suzie crew April 2, 2009