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The term "what" in it's commonly misspelled form. Often used over MMORPG games such as Runescape or Battlefield Heroes.
Player 1: WTF? Why did you kill me?

Player 2: Whert?

Player 1: OMFG n00bz0r!
Whert by N00bz0r! April 23, 2010
Words you can keep

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm 

You were SO bored you removed the first letter of the QWERTY standard keyboad, this is acheived by achieving a whole different level of boredom, you have transcended boredom, you have reached level 4. You already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,

and if not, try: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Do your work!
man I'm bored I'll just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
no, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
I have an idea!
wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm!
wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm by Nesskovich December 19, 2018
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wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.
My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.
wheat burner by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005

turbulence and donkey wheat 

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip
Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.
"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

Whistling Through The Wheat Field 

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.
The old man's whistling through the wheat field.

sayoath wert 

when a male shits and pisses at the same time
hunny im going for a sayoath wert
sayoath wert by Wev-K-Bev-K-Babs September 10, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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