Whert 

The term "what" in it's commonly misspelled form. Often used over MMORPG games such as Runescape or Battlefield Heroes.

Player 1: WTF? Why did you kill me?

Player 2: Whert?

Player 1: OMFG n00bz0r!

Whert by N00bz0r! April 23, 2010

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm 

You were SO bored you removed the first letter of the QWERTY standard keyboad, this is acheived by achieving a whole different level of boredom, you have transcended boredom, you have reached level 4. You already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,

and if not, try: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Do your work!

man I'm bored I'll just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
no, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
I have an idea!
wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm!

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm by Nesskovich December 19, 2018

wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.

My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.

wheat burner by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005

turbulence and donkey wheat 

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

turbulence and donkey wheat by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

handful your wheat thins by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Whistling Through The Wheat Field 

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.

The old man's whistling through the wheat field.

Whistling Through The Wheat Field by vahnx May 8, 2009

sayoath wert 

when a male shits and pisses at the same time

hunny im going for a sayoath wert

sayoath wert by Wev-K-Bev-K-Babs September 10, 2005