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Wheelcock

You are vigorously enjoying sexual intercourse when there is a slight misfire and your cock bends and bruises due to the misfire.
CJ was all up in this bitch, and he got distracted by a shiny squirrel, when BAM, he wheelcocked on the taint.
by Happyfeat August 24, 2014
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wheeljack

the autobot that's Appearance, and personality changes the most in each transformers iteration
Wheeljack is changed alot on movies and shows these days
by Ryncrafr1234 February 5, 2021
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wheelock

The act of "stopping the presses" by questioning things all the time.
Hey, what do you mean by that? I'm not trying to wheelock the issue. I just want to know what you really mean.
by Alster May 23, 2005
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Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.
I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!
by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009
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wheelock

That new engineer is such a wheelock!
by Alster May 15, 2005
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wheelsucker

A road cyclist who stays behind other cyclists' wheels so that he/she can draft behind them, and thus conserve his/her own efforts.
George is the worst wheelsucker of all, always feigning fatigue when we ask him to be at the front every once in a while.
by JKu May 27, 2006
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The Wheelock

A new sex position called the wheelock. It’s when you put her on your pp and spin her around like a wheel.
The wheelock
Got a four wheel drive on that shit.
Rain, snow, and ice.
Dirt, gravel, and sand.
The whole Shabang!
All terrain vehicle kind of vibe!
ITS TRUCK MONTH BABY!

GET ON MY RIDE!
by Wheelock truck February 21, 2022
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